Kurt Busch, Rafael Nadal Work The Attractiveness Scale
So, we all have distinct ways we like to spend our weekend. Some of you like to break open a beer and chill on the patio. Some of you like to go out to fancy places, and some of you prefer staying in and turning on ESPN. The good Samaritans here at More Than Pom Poms like to look up hot athletes for your (and our own) enjoyment. The Attractiveness Scale has got to be the most fun thing to research in the history of researching, but every once in a while the research takes an, um, unpleasant turn. This was one of those days. Ladies, allow me to present to you Kurt Busch.
Not bad, right? The ability to rock a pair of sunglasses is probably a standard part of the NASCAR driver job application. But you all know that looks alone are not enough to be deemed attractive around these parts. We’re ladies of substance, and we demand it in our guys.
This is unfortunate for our man Busch, who said (on camera, no less) that he would have beaten the crap out of a reporter if it wasn’t for that whole probation thing tying him down. For the record, Busch used a lot more expletives than I just did. The reporter, who was standing in front of Busch at the time, put it on the internet and now has the satisfaction of knowing that Busch was fined $50,000 and has lost his job with Penske Racing. Not sexy at all, but I’m honestly a little too scared of Busch to say mean things about him. Instead, let’s just make a mean confused face.
Attractiveness Scale Ranking: “:-/” (Nonplussed Emoticon)
Meanwhile, let’s all wish Rafael Nadal a happy, happy birthday. The birthday boy beat Schwank 6-4 in the third round of the French Open’s Men’s Singles and continues to support New York’s City Harvest, a charity fighting city-wide hunger, and Laureus Sport for Good Foundation for disadvantaged kids. Also, look at his face. Look at it.
Attractiveness Scale Ranking: “Damn, I really like your dimples.”